YouTube Poop-- Mama Luigi is a Level 9,999 Scouter
Nappa: VEGETA, what does Nintendo Power say about LUIGI's scouter level?
[Screenshot of "Nintendo Power" opened to a page of Mama Luigi, with a list of Dungeons and Dragons-like statistics, showing his level as 9,999]
Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAANNNNDD!!!!!!!
Mama Luigi: That's MAMA Luigi to you, Nappa!
Nappa: What does Nintendo Power say about LINK's SWORD level?
[Screenshot of "Nintendo Power" opened to a "guide" to Link: The Faces of Evil, with Link's Sword level displayed as 9-and-a-half]
Vegeta: It's... over nine...
Nappa: There's no WAY that could be right!... COULD IT?!!?!?!?!
[Mario from the Super Mario World cartoon is shown laughing hysterically at this]
Mario: If you need instructions on how to SUCK, check out YOUR FACE!
Link: [higher pitch] YOU MUST DIE!!
[shows Link's "Dodongo's!" animation, with a throwing sound effect, then showing a recording and sound of a huge explosion]
Link: I just bombed the PESKY PLUMMER!
Narrator from Super Friends: Meanwhile, in the Great Hall of DINNER...
Squaddelah: Your Majesty, MAMA LUIGI and LINK have seized the Island of Namek.
The King: Hmm... Send GANNON!
Squaddelah: There is no time! YOUR MAJESTY is enough!
Gannon: Make me join THE KING, or else SQUADDELAH! will DIE.
The King: Enough. My ship sails in the morning.
The King: Enough.
The King: Enough.
[Repeat a few times with increasing speed and pitch]
The King: Take him away!
Squaddelah: Your majesty.
Gannon: THE CHAINS!!
[backwards animation of Squaddelah flying to Hyrule Castle]
Koopaling: This is a volcano!
George Volcano: Hello, Tyrannosaurus Allen!
Gannon: No! Not into GEORGE VOLCANO!
Tyrannosaurus Allen: Fill YOUR FACE with volcanicity?
[close up of Gannon's ugly face with a watery effect and glugging sound]
George Volcano: My, you're thirsty!
Gannon: [flapping arms] I DO feel hydrated!
Mama Luigi: I hope YOUR FACE makes lotsa spaghetti!
Link: Yeah! I can't wait to make you DIE.
Squaddela: MAMA LUIGI and LINK are evil!