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Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
[transmissions of a dead girl]i am the
moon: i am
the silver pill
to weigh down
into leaden eyes--
i am the
of the dark.
the stars are
all dead in their
you'll be safe, dear,
as i am the moon,
with all of your
(i am good bye and yet,
you think only of romantic
i am the moon.
i am the crescent
and dead altogether,
i still die.
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