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Five Man Band A.N.A. in: SAFE-ty WORST!Narrator: In 22X7, Galactic war broke out, and Earth was caught off guard. Several Earthlings rose to fend off the invaders, but between civil war and lack of countermeasures, they were quelled, and Earth was imprisoned. Three years later, remnants of the once-numerous Anti-Turmoil Negotiators of Assault (A.N.A.) emerge. Only five members remain. They are the elite of the elite. And they're exactly what Earth needs.
[First person view of Green Leader waking up in a dark grey-green, metallic room. Cut to third-person, Green Leader rubbing his head and cussing under his breath. He then pulls a pack of cigarettes from inside his suit, lights a cigarette, and begins smoking. Staggering, he walks up to an unconscious Blue Ninja and kicks him in the stomach.]
Blue Ninja: OW! Geez!
Green Leader: [clenched teeth] I don't know where we are or how we got here, but I'm holding YOU responsible!
Blue Ninja: [rubs his stomach, getting up] Who, ME? [shrug, shaking head] I didn't do anything!
Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
Utack and Swampy in: The Fangirls of Doom101: Guys! Where're Utack & Swampy?!
[Linnone, Aggron, and Zeppo are playing cards, while Fang is asleep. Zeppo turns to 101]
Zeppo: They're asleep upstairs. [raising an eyebrow] Why so frantic?
101: Oh, no reason.... except that FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING FOR THE HOUSE!!
Zeppo: [shocked] What?!
[Fang snaps awake with a snort and a growl]
Linnone: [chuckling] They still have those? [reaching to swipe one of Zeppo's cards, stopped by Aggron's glare. Linnone grins sheepishly.]
Aggron: [to 101] So how many are there?
101: I couldn't tell, b-but they're coming like a Tauros stampede! I'd say this situation is Class S!
The Rest: CLASS S?!!
Aggron: SOUND THE ALARM!!
[Utack is asleep in his bed, snoring loudly, while Swampy is asleep at the foot of it, siesta-style. An old PokeWatch starts to crackle and beep]
Glitch: BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! FAN GIRLS COMING, GLITCH-GLITCH! SITUATION CLASS S!
Utack: Jus' five more murngh... *snore*
[Glitch hops out of the PokeWatch and gives Utack a light jolt, which ca
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
PONIES IN CANADAAfter the events of that one episode, the country of Cat (formerly Catdog, formerly Canada before that) is in turmoil. Without out a leader, there is only chaos. It is 22x4 A.D. Diplomats from Equestria are sent to investigate... and find a solution..."
"Ah thought they were gonna change their name to Canajack!" AJ was rightly confused. Not only through this whole ordeal, but why some guy with a stitch mouth came up to her with rope, then moped away dejectedly. Plus, she was totally sure Cat liked her enough, after all that work she did.
"Um, lame?" retorted Rainbow Dash. "Besides, everyone saw ME doing all those stunts at that one event where they hit that black disc around!"
AJ stomped her hoof in agitation. "You don't care a dang lick about the well-being o'these folk! They've been in turmoil for centuries, an'--"
"RAINBOW DASH cannot be bothered with such details."
and then history repeated itself, and the country of Cat changed its name to Rainbow Das
Lupin Freeman and Lucy"LUCY, AH'M HOME!" screamed Lupin Freeman as he rode into his hover garage on his ripsaw-wheeled gravity motorcyclegun. Lucille Arnez-Bond-Freeman was happy to see her third husband arrive home safely, unlike all the others.
"SAY HELLO TO MY YIDDLE FREND!" said Lupin Freeman in a funny voice, pointing to the baby strapped to his back while making a pop culture reference that transcended time and space. The baby was Lil' Richie Freeman.
And Lil' Richie got shot.
"HAHAHAHA! Not in THIS dimension, Lupin!" grinned Cyber Zenigata as he ejected the cyber cartridge from Sparky the Cyborg Headcrab.
"Y'know, Zenigata, you're a real dick," sneered Lupin Freeman.
"Why, thank you," grinned Cyber Zenigata, rubbing the back of his neck in modesty.
"No, dumbass, I mean you're a horrible cyborg being to shoot a baby just because it's mine."
"Oh. Uh.... it was in the name of science."
"Oh, okay then." And Lucille broke into tears.
Secret Admirer [Yandere!Levi x Blind!Reader] III
[Warning: kidnapping and themes of Stockholm’s syndrome]
With each passing day in this cage of darkness incarcerating your person, little pieces of your sanity drifted away little by little. Instead of fighting to escape, screaming until your throat numbed or crying until your eyes were dry, you slowly surrendered to the chains, clinging you to the frigid brick wall. You accepted the once annoying springs in your cot, intending your sensitive skin with their points. It was not that you particularly wished to. You were just too tired to resist anymore.
Worst of all, you found yourself embracing the assistances of your captor.
He very rarely spoke, and when he did, it was usually cursing to himself or low commands to you. He invaded your space more often: sometimes, he came with bread, warm porridge, water or hot tea. Sometimes, he brought a large bucket full of warm water and a rag which he used to keep your placid skin and growing locks neat and clean. At first, this caused you t
Secret Admirer V [Yandere!Levi x Blind!Reader]
[Warning: Themes of kidnapping and Stockholm's syndrome]
Click. Click. Click.
The familiar footsteps immediately diminished your drowsiness. You jolted from your pillow, directing your body towards the sounds and curled your knees to your chest. Though the sound of the iron grating against the bricks normally made anyone sick, you were used to it. In fact, you found it comforting. It signaled that the only person in your life, your captor, your mysterious lover, your secret admirer, approached you. As his steps halted at the edge of your bed, you shyly held out your hands, questioning his whereabouts. You couldn’t hide your smile as the warmth of his calloused hands encircled your frigid fingers, and his weight shifted you a little closer to him. After cradling the back of your head in his palm, he pulled you into a slow, sultry kiss. At first, you thought of this term of affection as intrusive. It invaded your space physically, emotionally and mentally. But, overtime, you loved
Secret Admirer IV [Yandere!Levi x Blind!Reader]
[Warning: themes of kidnapping and Stockholm’s syndrome]
Nothing hurt Levi more than hearing your screams and cries of despair, bouncing along the walls and piercing down to his psyche. But, overtime, these rebellious noises diminished. You resisted him less and less and even seemed to enjoy his visits . Gradually, he believed you adjusted to the idea that he indeed only wished to protect you and take care of you.
He witnessed himself how crafty and adept you could be in the underground. Despite your blindness, you learned how to avoid danger and fight off predators that crossed your path. But, in the dangerous world you lived in, one mistake was all you needed. The hollows in your collarbone and your cheeks, the sags beneath your eyes indicated how underfed you were, which lead to a physical weakness that even you could not ignore. Despite the cloudy film over your eyes, a pleasant innocence and purity resided behind those beautiful, damaged windows. You were a perfect balance o
Rumour Has It - [AU] Punk!Teen!Levi x Teen!Reader
Being here was going to ruin his reputation, he was sure of it.
Levi had always been the “thug” of the school, as it were. He might’ve been short, but he was damn strong and damn intimidating. No one really wanted to mess with him, which he greatly appreciated. The last thing he wanted was to be approached by a bunch of assholes he wanted nothing to do with.
But… the bad part about repelling so many people was that you were among them. You too were too frightened of him to want to talk to him – even when you needed to you’d simply walk up to him, see him notice you, then run away. It was disheartening, especially considering you were the one person he actually wanted to approach him.
Despite that, Levi was always distant from others, he never went to parties or did anything with anyone outside of school – it gave him that mysterious sort of aura that people were intimidated by.
But that just had to fucking change, didn’t it? He just had t
Steve x Reader Missing You
There was no sugar-coating it; Steve was miserable.
(Name) had been assigned on a mission hundreds of miles away from DC, and SHIELD wasn’t sure when she’d be back.
It was a dangerous mission, sure. But it’s not like he was overtly concerned for her well-being. She was a level seven Agent. She could handle herself.
Nevertheless, he couldn’t help but feel incredibly lonely, sitting by himself on the couch and watching The Andy Griffith Show reruns on TV. It was always more fun when (Name) was with him, attempting to explain some of the odd, outdated technology he’d missed out on while he was frozen during the 50s. They also enjoyed laughing at/mimicking the Southern drawl every character had. But since she wasn’t here, there wasn’t a point.
By his feet, (Name)’s German shepherd Finn snored, snoozing happily next to his master’s husband. Steve sighed, breaking away from the TV to reach down and pet the adventurous dog, who made a cont
2P!Axis x Child!Reader - We Meet Again
"Ah! You again!" you pointed your finger at the brown haired Italian man.
"Oh, it's you aga-" before he could even finish his sentence, he started running as you chase him around, "What do you want from me?!"
"My lasagna!" you yelled.
"What?! Lutz! Stop her!"
As soon as he said that, you were lift uop in the air by a man with a scar beneath his left eye which extends across his cheek.
He sighed, "Why are you scared of a little girl?"
"I'm not scared! It's just that she creeps me out!"
"But the girl looks normal to me." a Japanese man said.
"Put me down!" you yelled.
"Why? So you can run of and call the police?" the man with the scars said.
"No! So I can kick your butts!" you pinched his arm causing him yelp and drop you.
You landed on your foot then kicked him on his leg before grabbing your baseball bat and started chasing the three.
After five minutes or so, the Italian gave up and promised to make you lasagna if you stop hitting him and his friends. Of course, you agreed and they in
Who's the Father? (Chubby!Mom!ReaderxChildren!BTT)“Mutti! Mutti! Lets go to the park!”
“Please maman! Can we go to the park?”
(Name) was being jumped on by her three boys, the trio begging to go to the park. She chuckled at her boys and ruffled their hair, trying to settle them down. They were such a hyperactive bunch of kids, always making a mess and getting into all kinds of trouble, but (Name) didn’t mind. They were her children, blood or not, and she loved them all the same.
“If you three clean up your rooms, I’ll not only take you to the park, but buy you each a treat,” (Name) said with a smile as she crouched down to their eye level.
“Thank you!” the boy cried out and tackled (Name) in a hug, burying their faces into her soft chest.
They quickly ran off towards their combined room, leaving (Name) sitting on the floor with a wide grin on her face. As she listened to the happy chatter between her three boys, she stood up and wandered the living
An Eternity at Freddy'sIt is now 12 am. Midnight. I am once again in control of my body. No. This isn't my body. It is a cage. A prison for my tortured soul. A prison I can now move, but a prison nonetheless.
I begin to walk forward, one huge, fake, fuzzy foot after the other. From within this prison, I can hear my rotten flesh squelching, sometimes bone cracking, mixing with the sound of the servos in my robotic skeleton whirring. I can still smell everything; my own flesh decaying, the stench of death and the smell of the cold, sterile steel creating a truly repugnant odor. I feel moisture flowing from my eyes, my real eyes, or rather, what remains of them, and it is totally impossible for me to tell what is blood, what is pus and what is tears.
I want to scream, I want to scream so much, but my lungs have decayed and my throat is totally congested with bodily fluids. I want to go home and see my mom again, and have her tuck me into bed and sing me a lullaby so I can sleep, but she would never accept me, s
2P!Prussia x Child!Reader - Sword
"Mr.Gilen! Mr.Gilen!" you said as you ran towards him while carrying his sword.
"What is it?" Gilen turned to you.
"Can you teach me how to use a sword?!"
"Follow me then." Gilen said as he walks outside the house as you follow him from behind.
Gilen pointed at a random woman who was walking across the street, "I want you to swing the sword on that woman."
You gasped, "You want me to cut her into half?!"
"Ja. Then stab the man that's walking with her. Make sure it's deep."
You nodded and ran towards the two. You first sliced both legs then slice the woman into half. Right after that, you stabbed the man on his head.
"You did a great job but I didn't tell you to slice off their legs." Gilen said as he walked towards you.
Gilen ruffed your hair, "That's okay. Now, let's go back to the house or your uncle is gonna kill me."
You smiled then nodded.
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
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