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Five Man Band A.N.A. in: SAFE-ty WORST!Narrator: In 22X7, Galactic war broke out, and Earth was caught off guard. Several Earthlings rose to fend off the invaders, but between civil war and lack of countermeasures, they were quelled, and Earth was imprisoned. Three years later, remnants of the once-numerous Anti-Turmoil Negotiators of Assault (A.N.A.) emerge. Only five members remain. They are the elite of the elite. And they're exactly what Earth needs.
[First person view of Green Leader waking up in a dark grey-green, metallic room. Cut to third-person, Green Leader rubbing his head and cussing under his breath. He then pulls a pack of cigarettes from inside his suit, lights a cigarette, and begins smoking. Staggering, he walks up to an unconscious Blue Ninja and kicks him in the stomach.]
Blue Ninja: OW! Geez!
Green Leader: [clenched teeth] I don't know where we are or how we got here, but I'm holding YOU responsible!
Blue Ninja: [rubs his stomach, getting up] Who, ME? [shrug, shaking head] I didn't do anything!
Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
Utack and Swampy in: The Fangirls of Doom101: Guys! Where're Utack & Swampy?!
[Linnone, Aggron, and Zeppo are playing cards, while Fang is asleep. Zeppo turns to 101]
Zeppo: They're asleep upstairs. [raising an eyebrow] Why so frantic?
101: Oh, no reason.... except that FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING FOR THE HOUSE!!
Zeppo: [shocked] What?!
[Fang snaps awake with a snort and a growl]
Linnone: [chuckling] They still have those? [reaching to swipe one of Zeppo's cards, stopped by Aggron's glare. Linnone grins sheepishly.]
Aggron: [to 101] So how many are there?
101: I couldn't tell, b-but they're coming like a Tauros stampede! I'd say this situation is Class S!
The Rest: CLASS S?!!
Aggron: SOUND THE ALARM!!
[Utack is asleep in his bed, snoring loudly, while Swampy is asleep at the foot of it, siesta-style. An old PokeWatch starts to crackle and beep]
Glitch: BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! FAN GIRLS COMING, GLITCH-GLITCH! SITUATION CLASS S!
Utack: Jus' five more murngh... *snore*
[Glitch hops out of the PokeWatch and gives Utack a light jolt, which ca
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
PONIES IN CANADAAfter the events of that one episode, the country of Cat (formerly Catdog, formerly Canada before that) is in turmoil. Without out a leader, there is only chaos. It is 22x4 A.D. Diplomats from Equestria are sent to investigate... and find a solution..."
"Ah thought they were gonna change their name to Canajack!" AJ was rightly confused. Not only through this whole ordeal, but why some guy with a stitch mouth came up to her with rope, then moped away dejectedly. Plus, she was totally sure Cat liked her enough, after all that work she did.
"Um, lame?" retorted Rainbow Dash. "Besides, everyone saw ME doing all those stunts at that one event where they hit that black disc around!"
AJ stomped her hoof in agitation. "You don't care a dang lick about the well-being o'these folk! They've been in turmoil for centuries, an'--"
"RAINBOW DASH cannot be bothered with such details."
and then history repeated itself, and the country of Cat changed its name to Rainbow Das
Lupin Freeman and Lucy"LUCY, AH'M HOME!" screamed Lupin Freeman as he rode into his hover garage on his ripsaw-wheeled gravity motorcyclegun. Lucille Arnez-Bond-Freeman was happy to see her third husband arrive home safely, unlike all the others.
"SAY HELLO TO MY YIDDLE FREND!" said Lupin Freeman in a funny voice, pointing to the baby strapped to his back while making a pop culture reference that transcended time and space. The baby was Lil' Richie Freeman.
And Lil' Richie got shot.
"HAHAHAHA! Not in THIS dimension, Lupin!" grinned Cyber Zenigata as he ejected the cyber cartridge from Sparky the Cyborg Headcrab.
"Y'know, Zenigata, you're a real dick," sneered Lupin Freeman.
"Why, thank you," grinned Cyber Zenigata, rubbing the back of his neck in modesty.
"No, dumbass, I mean you're a horrible cyborg being to shoot a baby just because it's mine."
"Oh. Uh.... it was in the name of science."
"Oh, okay then." And Lucille broke into tears.
Contego (Levi x Abused!Reader) [AU]
You winced as you prodded your digits on your split lip, crimson staining the pad of your fingertips. With shaky hands, you pulled open the dresser's top drawer, reaching in for the pouch which stored your makeup.
This was a daily routine for you; caking your face in makeup to hide the red marks and purple bruises, your bleeding lip, the shadow around your eye.
You swiped the red lipstick across your bottom lip, and the sharp, throbbing pain blossoms. Looking at your reflection, a smile spreads on your face; a perfect, practiced smile across perfect, practiced lips that showed no pain, no suffering.
Before tears could brim up at the corner of your eyes, you stood up and walked to the front door, stepping outside to go through another day of work.
"Oi, what happened to your lip? Looks like someone had punched you," the raven speaks up, slight concern etched upon his visage. He stops arranging the
No Touching (France x Reader)
No Touching (France x Reader)
All Translations are in the description, hope you enjoy!~ :3
“Yes ma chérie?”
“Remove. Your. Hand. From. My. Ass!” you growled before glaring at the Frenchman,
“But it’s so beautiful~” he purred before sliding his other arm around your waist.
Francis, your boyfriend, was kind, loving and affectionate just a little too affectionate, in fact he was so affectionate that some would take it as far as to call him a pervert and you’re the one who had to put up with this so called ‘Pervert’.
Yeah sure at times he could be a little perverted but you wouldn't necessarily call him a pervert just a little… frisky at times and touchy, VERY TOUCHY! And to be honest it was starting to annoy you. You pinched his hand earn
"Hold still." You commanded, holding your boyfriend's arm with one hand and cleaning the wound on it with the other.
Luciano hissed when the cleaning rag hit his arm, trying to pull his arm away. "That hurts!"
"It's going to hurt a lot more when I smack you if you don't sit still." You snapped, tightening your grip on his arm. He huffed and kept still, wincing every time you touched his arm.
You see, your boyfriend had a tendency to get into fights, usually for stupid reasons, and usually with two of his friends, Kuro and Lutz. They also got quite carried away sometimes, and that usually resulted in one of them getting hurt. This time, however, the fight Luciano had gotten into had been with a guy named Allen, who was pretty tough. Luciano had come out of the fight with a black eye, a swollen cheek, a twisted ankle, a fractured wrist, and a knife wound on his right arm. Needless to say, he'd lost.
"What exactly did you do
Sousuke x Reader Not Quite
Sousuke was in the middle of a crisis. Not that he’d admit that to anyone. ...Well, to most anyone. It was a bit of a mess he was in, and he wasn’t entirely sure how to go about fixing it. Or rather, it was a competition, and he wasn’t entirely sure how to win it.
(Name) (Last Name), aka the girl he had a crush on since she transferred over from Sapporo, was going to Iwatobi. And that was great, because it meant she was close by. She was also into swimming, which made her that much more attractive, and also meant that Gou was more than happy to have her be co-manager of the Iwatobi Swim Team. Which in turn meant that Sousuke had plenty of opportunities to see her more often.
The only problem was that he wasn’t the only one who was attracted to her. At least, as far as he could tell. Sometimes, whenever Rin went to visit Gou and the boys on the Iwatobi swim team, he’d tag along to catch a glimpse of (Name). And more often than not, there she was, chatting w
Japan x Sick!Reader .:. This Will Do
It was a rather cold day outside, but the warmth inside was something you could thank. You were freezing, it seemed, no matter how many blankets were wrapped around you. You could no longer breathe from your nose, and your stomach was in coils. Much to your disliking, you were sick.
Luckily, you had someone there who was taking care of you, and as you opened your eyes now at the quiet tip-tap of footsteps, you saw that "someone". Short, dark hair and deep brown eyes... you smiled at the sight of him. He placed the back of his hand to your forehead and frowned slightly.
"Your forehead's stirr warm..." he said quietly, mostly to himself. He left for a moment before he came back with a moistened washcloth that he placed upon your forehead. You released a light sigh at how refreshingly cool it was, considering that you were running a rather high temperature. You coughed twice into your hand before your smile turned to a frown that matched the one o
Rivals ( Levi x Colonel!Reader )
You could still remember that 15 year old girl with (H/l) (H/c) hair that graduated and chose to join the Survey Corps. Your battle skill was 10/10 back from then, but you were still sure you would die on the first expedition. It seems your sixth sense sucked, because now you were sitting in your office, drinking coffee. Yup, you were 32 year old woman and a Colonel of the Regiment.
Today, the idiots that were ready to die from the 104th Trainees A.K.A. The ones that decided to join the Scouting Legion would have their first chores and they had no idea what kind of a monster Levi was when it came to cleaning. You could say that you doubted the fact he was a man, but once you walked in the Boys' shower and... To be short, he was a man. A really big man.
Many people found Levi scary, but you were absolutely terrifying. You could literally give someone a heart attack with one glare. Once Erwin told you about a rumor, that you could kill titans with your deadly glare. Cadets and thei
Hotaru (Child!Levi x Teen!Thug!Reader)
(A/N: Mild violence.)
The raindrops made the same disgusting sounds you wanted to forget. Every drip made a sickening "plip", the tempo increasing the faster and faster you ran. You hated the rain- although it was pure in colour, it's existence threatened to throw you back to those times. In fact, it wasn't even raining. Just a bunch of moisture lingering at the top of the underground.
But even if you did get to see the rain, the clouds would forever cry crimson.
Coupled with the sound of gunfire, rain reminded you of death. The death of your only family. Those ear-piercing screams, sounds of torture, human flesh being torn to bits. The worst part of it all? It was a sacrifice to protect you.
Something that could hurt you more than a thousand bitter cuts on your arm.
But it would be something you had to endure anyway; you promised him that you would be home. (f/n) (l/n) was no longer that innocent girl who stood and watched. You made a promise- a glimmer of hope that you would survive.
Trapped In My Laptop ( Levi x Reader ) AU
(A/N : So this is a special, late birthday gift for :IconTalithestrange:! Happy birthday, Honeybun~~!!! <3)
You were sitting on the couch in your living room, your laptop resting itself on your lap as you typed and typed some comments on DeviantART. You fucking loved Attack on Titan and well your favorite character was Levi. Yes, he was grumpy, loved cleaning and short, but you couldn't help it! He was so perfect in your eyes...
You had to be honest, as much as you loved it, you were tired of reading 'Levi x Reader's. You tried doing the 'Lucid Dreaming' shit to go to the Titan world and fuck Levi, but ended up in a 'Sleep Paralysis'. Maybe it was a bad idea to not read of ways to get out of the fucked up state you were in.
So sleep paralysis basically is a thing when you see the things you are mostly afraid of and you saw a Yaoi pairing that you hated for a single reason, You being madly in love with Levi, Ereri. They basically had sex on top of you and you watched how they d
Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader |Mom or Dad?| CrackficLevi was a very flexible man, who could deal with a variety of things. He could deal with titans, Mikasa's glaring, Eren's whining, his wife's moodiness when she was pregnant, and his obnoxious little baby girl's crying.
But there was one thing Levi could never get used to. That, would be his wife's need to win everything. Basically, you were a very competitive person, and boy did it show. You even found a way to be competitive when you were growing Levi's little brat inside of you, by saying you were going to give birth to a girl, after Levi dumbly said it might be a boy.
What a mistake that was.
Don't get him wrong, Levi definitely did love you and all, but a combination of you suddenly yelling at him for not agreeing and then crying, before ignoring him for the rest of the day (which didn't really work out that much since you needed his help waddling around, you were 8 months pregnant after all).
So Levi made it his top priority to not ever trigger your annoying competitiveness. But
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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