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Five Man Band A.N.A. in: SAFE-ty WORST!Narrator: In 22X7, Galactic war broke out, and Earth was caught off guard. Several Earthlings rose to fend off the invaders, but between civil war and lack of countermeasures, they were quelled, and Earth was imprisoned. Three years later, remnants of the once-numerous Anti-Turmoil Negotiators of Assault (A.N.A.) emerge. Only five members remain. They are the elite of the elite. And they're exactly what Earth needs.
[First person view of Green Leader waking up in a dark grey-green, metallic room. Cut to third-person, Green Leader rubbing his head and cussing under his breath. He then pulls a pack of cigarettes from inside his suit, lights a cigarette, and begins smoking. Staggering, he walks up to an unconscious Blue Ninja and kicks him in the stomach.]
Blue Ninja: OW! Geez!
Green Leader: [clenched teeth] I don't know where we are or how we got here, but I'm holding YOU responsible!
Blue Ninja: [rubs his stomach, getting up] Who, ME? [shrug, shaking head] I didn't do anything!
Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
Utack and Swampy in: The Fangirls of Doom101: Guys! Where're Utack & Swampy?!
[Linnone, Aggron, and Zeppo are playing cards, while Fang is asleep. Zeppo turns to 101]
Zeppo: They're asleep upstairs. [raising an eyebrow] Why so frantic?
101: Oh, no reason.... except that FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING FOR THE HOUSE!!
Zeppo: [shocked] What?!
[Fang snaps awake with a snort and a growl]
Linnone: [chuckling] They still have those? [reaching to swipe one of Zeppo's cards, stopped by Aggron's glare. Linnone grins sheepishly.]
Aggron: [to 101] So how many are there?
101: I couldn't tell, b-but they're coming like a Tauros stampede! I'd say this situation is Class S!
The Rest: CLASS S?!!
Aggron: SOUND THE ALARM!!
[Utack is asleep in his bed, snoring loudly, while Swampy is asleep at the foot of it, siesta-style. An old PokeWatch starts to crackle and beep]
Glitch: BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! FAN GIRLS COMING, GLITCH-GLITCH! SITUATION CLASS S!
Utack: Jus' five more murngh... *snore*
[Glitch hops out of the PokeWatch and gives Utack a light jolt, which ca
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
PONIES IN CANADAAfter the events of that one episode, the country of Cat (formerly Catdog, formerly Canada before that) is in turmoil. Without out a leader, there is only chaos. It is 22x4 A.D. Diplomats from Equestria are sent to investigate... and find a solution..."
"Ah thought they were gonna change their name to Canajack!" AJ was rightly confused. Not only through this whole ordeal, but why some guy with a stitch mouth came up to her with rope, then moped away dejectedly. Plus, she was totally sure Cat liked her enough, after all that work she did.
"Um, lame?" retorted Rainbow Dash. "Besides, everyone saw ME doing all those stunts at that one event where they hit that black disc around!"
AJ stomped her hoof in agitation. "You don't care a dang lick about the well-being o'these folk! They've been in turmoil for centuries, an'--"
"RAINBOW DASH cannot be bothered with such details."
and then history repeated itself, and the country of Cat changed its name to Rainbow Das
Lupin Freeman and Lucy"LUCY, AH'M HOME!" screamed Lupin Freeman as he rode into his hover garage on his ripsaw-wheeled gravity motorcyclegun. Lucille Arnez-Bond-Freeman was happy to see her third husband arrive home safely, unlike all the others.
"SAY HELLO TO MY YIDDLE FREND!" said Lupin Freeman in a funny voice, pointing to the baby strapped to his back while making a pop culture reference that transcended time and space. The baby was Lil' Richie Freeman.
And Lil' Richie got shot.
"HAHAHAHA! Not in THIS dimension, Lupin!" grinned Cyber Zenigata as he ejected the cyber cartridge from Sparky the Cyborg Headcrab.
"Y'know, Zenigata, you're a real dick," sneered Lupin Freeman.
"Why, thank you," grinned Cyber Zenigata, rubbing the back of his neck in modesty.
"No, dumbass, I mean you're a horrible cyborg being to shoot a baby just because it's mine."
"Oh. Uh.... it was in the name of science."
"Oh, okay then." And Lucille broke into tears.
Levi x Sassy!Reader |Arranged Marriage| AU"Come on, I'm sure he'll be wonderful. Like Prince Charming." Your maid Christa encourages, as she brushes your (h/c) hair. You let out an irritated laugh, crossing your arms.
"Yeah right. He's probably some pervert." You say, and Ymir, your other maid, rolls her eyes.
"Honesty (Name), you should be a bit more excited. This is good for your families business." Ymir points out. What were you all talking about? Well, your parent's business was going a bit under, and your parents decided to set up an arranged marriage between you and some know it all Levi Ackerman.
"How would you feel if your parents were selling you off to some creep, and forcing you to marry him?" You huff. Ymir just groans, and starts touching up your make up.
"I'm sure you'll love him." Christa continues on to cheer. Before you could come up with a retort, there was a knock on your door. Ymir hurried off to open it, revealing your ecstatic mother, who ran over to you.
"Ah, look at the beautiful bride to be." She says,
Life's Joy- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
“B-but daddy, p-please, we need you to protect u-us what if the t-t-titan c-c-comes and e-eats us?” Levi demounts his horse, ushering for his concerned counterparts to move on ahead. “Aunt Hanji” tries to send words of encouragement from afar, but Levi’s glare was enough to sew her lips shut. His eyes trail over to Isabel, thousands of curses aiming at the sky when he saw his daughter’s tear laden eyes.
He used not care so much until he had a little girl to take care of. One who’s eyes held the wonders of the world, one who’s heart was as innocent as the bud of a rose. He crouches in front of her trembling body, concentrating on the way she picked at her nails.
Just like her mother.
Speaking of that, you were a little ways behind the two, your arms folded. Actually you were still quite bitter about Levi getting Erwin to forbid you from the expedition, so you were even more so
Parent AU: Actor!Levi x Singer!Reader II
"Papa, Papa look! Mama's on TV!"
Levi was currently coming from the kitchen when he over heard his son excitedly mention his mother on the large flat screen TV. He looked, noticing that you were presented on the TV show: Dancing with the Stars. Levi growled as you were dancing swing with the man who was presented as Reiner Braun who was famous for his appearances on dance movies and such. Levi continued to glare at the TV, watching as you had a smile on your face and Reiner was holding your body so freely. Eren looked away from the screen to look at his father, feeling the dark aura in the air.
"Horseface! Papa is getting angry again!"
"Young Master, I thought I told you to stop calling me that.."
"Hurry and get Papa some tea! I think he's going to blow!"
Jean sighed as scurried over to the kitchen, immediately making Levi's tea to help him calm down his nerves. Eren looked at the TV again, noticing that you and Reiner got a pretty high score for the dance per
Massage Envy - Massager!Levi x Reader
You groaned as you stopped your continuous typing, stopping to lay back in your chair and rub the back of your neck tiredly. You sighed as you looked at what you had so far and realized that you only had a few more left to finish for your transcript. There was knocking on your door and you looked up from your lap.
"Hey, [ f/n ]! How you doing so far on your work?"
Hanji came inside your office, looking at you with a bright smile. You smiled tiredly as you sat up straighter in your seat, looking at your brown haired friend. She sat on your couch and crossed her leg over the other as she sat there comfortably.
"I'm almost done with my work and then I'll b--"
"Don't go to where ever you were going! We will go out somewhere!"
You blinked at her sudden eagerness and tilted your head confused. Hanji suddenly got up from her seat to sit in front of your desk, her eyes filled with excitement. You continued to look at her, feeling a bit worried on what she's going to bring
Salty (Levi x Reader)
"This is it, huh," Levi mutters to himself, gaze fixated on the heavenly sight bestowed before him. Untouched golden sand covers the floor as far as his eyes can see, the sound of waves crashing against the shore soothing and calming. A gentle sea breeze rustles through his hair.
'Salty,' he realizes, taking in the scent. A loud yell snaps him out of his trance, and he turns around, glaring. Hanji comes running to the waves, letting out joyful laughter. They splash about in the water, something that Armin described as the 'ocean'. Eventually, the others near the shore, bright smiles on all their faces.
"Levi," a soft voice calls out. Your hand brushes his, a smile tugging at the corners of your lips. "Don't just stand there, stupid," you snicker, "have some fun," and you walk towards your comrades, chuckling at the expressions on their faces. Levi takes off his boots and carefully steps onto the sand.
Body swap? (Modern!AU) Levi x Reader x Eren (Pt 1)
Saying that I was frightened was an understatement. No, I was more terrified than anything. Hanji was backed into a corner and holding a broom to fend him off while he glowered- no glared at her. Boy, if looks could kill, Hanji would be a pile of ashes right now.
Am I confusing you? Sorry, I tend to get ahead of myself at times... here, let me start off at the beginning, before all this happened:
~Earlier that day~
I sighed as I was making coffee for my... boss. God, it was so weird calling the guy that; he's only a couple years older than me. Yet, he's one of the best working men in this entire business.
And then there's me, fresh out of college, and instead of going out and getting a kickass job somewhere, I am an assistant at Titan enterprises, working under Levi Ackerman. I can't complain though, as crappy as this job can be, doing all of Levi's orders, I get paid... a lot. Enough for my girlfriend, (f/n) and I to live in this amazing apartment. No, not any apa
Ghastly (Yandere!Sebastian x Reader) 1
Rock a bye baby, in the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all
You opened your eyes in panic and stood up from your bed. You observed the dark room with raged breaths and gulped with difficulty when you realized you were still in your room. Tears cascaded down your cheeks and fell on your cover silently. You put a hand over your beating heart and took a respiration.
- " It's only a nightmare, (Y/N)...only a nightmare..." you kept telling yourself.
You lean back your head on the pillow but you couldn't bring yourself to sleep like a baby. At the thought, you shuddered and glanced at your right to see the other bed empty. Seems like another girl just disappeared. You weren't surp
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!" you sang.
You were at your room, jumping on your bed as you sang ones more.
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!"
"Poppet?" the door opened as you saw Oliver, Matthieu and Allen enter. Francois was behind them.
"Who taught you that song?" Allen asked.
"No one~! I heard uncle Francois sing this song while he's at shower~!" you replied.
Oliver ran towards you and hugged you, telling how you sang so cute.
Matthieu and Allen looked at Francois, waiting for his responds.
Japan x Reader - Stolen Kiss
“ And if I kiss you, darling
Please don't be alarmed” – New York, Ed Sheeran
[f/n] tried not sneezing again, rubbing the used tissue furiously over her nose before reaching out to scoop another one from the already empting box (it was amazing how she managed to finish those in record time, she would enter Guinness records one of these days with the right amount of bad luck and one of the nasty colds she always seemed to attract). The hard process of moving around while having the flu and the fact that she was buried by no less than three blankets made it very difficult to reach for the tissues that were calmly resting on the little table next to her bed.
Just one more inch…
It wasn’t surprising in any way when the girl felt herself losing the support offered by her mattress and rolling on the cold ground, becoming a mess of covers, pajamas, used socks and a tennis shoe that shouldn’t even be there (God, how she needed to clean up her ro
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
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