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Five Man Band A.N.A. in: SAFE-ty WORST!Narrator: In 22X7, Galactic war broke out, and Earth was caught off guard. Several Earthlings rose to fend off the invaders, but between civil war and lack of countermeasures, they were quelled, and Earth was imprisoned. Three years later, remnants of the once-numerous Anti-Turmoil Negotiators of Assault (A.N.A.) emerge. Only five members remain. They are the elite of the elite. And they're exactly what Earth needs.
[First person view of Green Leader waking up in a dark grey-green, metallic room. Cut to third-person, Green Leader rubbing his head and cussing under his breath. He then pulls a pack of cigarettes from inside his suit, lights a cigarette, and begins smoking. Staggering, he walks up to an unconscious Blue Ninja and kicks him in the stomach.]
Blue Ninja: OW! Geez!
Green Leader: [clenched teeth] I don't know where we are or how we got here, but I'm holding YOU responsible!
Blue Ninja: [rubs his stomach, getting up] Who, ME? [shrug, shaking head] I didn't do anything!
Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
Utack and Swampy in: The Fangirls of Doom101: Guys! Where're Utack & Swampy?!
[Linnone, Aggron, and Zeppo are playing cards, while Fang is asleep. Zeppo turns to 101]
Zeppo: They're asleep upstairs. [raising an eyebrow] Why so frantic?
101: Oh, no reason.... except that FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING FOR THE HOUSE!!
Zeppo: [shocked] What?!
[Fang snaps awake with a snort and a growl]
Linnone: [chuckling] They still have those? [reaching to swipe one of Zeppo's cards, stopped by Aggron's glare. Linnone grins sheepishly.]
Aggron: [to 101] So how many are there?
101: I couldn't tell, b-but they're coming like a Tauros stampede! I'd say this situation is Class S!
The Rest: CLASS S?!!
Aggron: SOUND THE ALARM!!
[Utack is asleep in his bed, snoring loudly, while Swampy is asleep at the foot of it, siesta-style. An old PokeWatch starts to crackle and beep]
Glitch: BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! FAN GIRLS COMING, GLITCH-GLITCH! SITUATION CLASS S!
Utack: Jus' five more murngh... *snore*
[Glitch hops out of the PokeWatch and gives Utack a light jolt, which ca
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
PONIES IN CANADAAfter the events of that one episode, the country of Cat (formerly Catdog, formerly Canada before that) is in turmoil. Without out a leader, there is only chaos. It is 22x4 A.D. Diplomats from Equestria are sent to investigate... and find a solution..."
"Ah thought they were gonna change their name to Canajack!" AJ was rightly confused. Not only through this whole ordeal, but why some guy with a stitch mouth came up to her with rope, then moped away dejectedly. Plus, she was totally sure Cat liked her enough, after all that work she did.
"Um, lame?" retorted Rainbow Dash. "Besides, everyone saw ME doing all those stunts at that one event where they hit that black disc around!"
AJ stomped her hoof in agitation. "You don't care a dang lick about the well-being o'these folk! They've been in turmoil for centuries, an'--"
"RAINBOW DASH cannot be bothered with such details."
and then history repeated itself, and the country of Cat changed its name to Rainbow Das
Lupin Freeman and Lucy"LUCY, AH'M HOME!" screamed Lupin Freeman as he rode into his hover garage on his ripsaw-wheeled gravity motorcyclegun. Lucille Arnez-Bond-Freeman was happy to see her third husband arrive home safely, unlike all the others.
"SAY HELLO TO MY YIDDLE FREND!" said Lupin Freeman in a funny voice, pointing to the baby strapped to his back while making a pop culture reference that transcended time and space. The baby was Lil' Richie Freeman.
And Lil' Richie got shot.
"HAHAHAHA! Not in THIS dimension, Lupin!" grinned Cyber Zenigata as he ejected the cyber cartridge from Sparky the Cyborg Headcrab.
"Y'know, Zenigata, you're a real dick," sneered Lupin Freeman.
"Why, thank you," grinned Cyber Zenigata, rubbing the back of his neck in modesty.
"No, dumbass, I mean you're a horrible cyborg being to shoot a baby just because it's mine."
"Oh. Uh.... it was in the name of science."
"Oh, okay then." And Lucille broke into tears.
Yes, Sir (Drunk!Levi x Reader)
A night in New York City. Supposedly the proud parent of romantic encounters around the numerous landmarks, gigantic blow out parties in the hottest night clubs, and the ritziest people found on every high end block.
Now, if someone could explain how that translated to you dragging a drunken Mr. Ackerman home, that would be just lovely.
Beginnings are the best place to start things, so let's roll back a few hours. The annual company bash was in full swing, the windows of the office's lobby reverberating with the noise. You weren't sure if a single coworker was sober outside yourself. Even the sullen Mikasa had a pink tint to her cheeks, and the company's President, Erwin, looked a bit tipsy.
The law-firm of Rose, Sina, and Maria were celebrating their fifth year of being an economic empire. The money couldn't be stopped from rolling in, and said circumstances meant bonuses. Everyone had a reason to celebrate the extra change in their pockets. You had planned for the event for an extens
Please Take Me Home - Sebastian x Neko! Reader
Living on the streets was not easy.
There was murderers, rapists, and not to mention the God-awful drunks that threw glass bottles at you.
But one could guess such was the life of a cat. A cat in Victoria England.
You gazed at your surroundings in disgust. Being in the alley of a bar was gross. You couldn't believe this actually happened to you.
One day you were taking a stroll in the park and lightly bumped into a man in a cloak. In surprise he yelled "Abracadabra" and poof! Your life as a human was over.
You growled bitterly recalling that awful memory. 'That stupid man! If only I scratched him with my claws maybe he would have turned me back...'
Sadly that wasn't the case because you ran away in disbelief to what just happened. You ran and and ran. You ran until your paws were bleeding. Until your breaths became diminished to hurried pants. Until exhaustion overtook your tiny body and made you succumb to a nightmarish sleep.
Coming out of that
Levi x Reader x Rivaille |Host Club| AUYou felt your eyebrow twitch as Levi and Rivaille both stare at you, arms crossed. They both sighed at the same time.
"(Name), we would like..." Levi began.
"...That stuff you commoners call instant coffee." Rivaille finished, and you frowned.
"Why can't you get it yourself?" You grumble. Levi and Rivaille both smirked.
"Well, someone broke an expensive vase." Levi teased, making you glare daggers at him.
"In all honesty it didn't even look that expensive." You defensively say.
"Hm, well, too bad isn't it?" Rivaille says, making you sigh.
"Do I really have to? This couch is really comfy," You say, motioning to the leather couch you were plopped on. They both shake their heads. You look away frowning.
"Either that, or you can yell." Levi suggests, making you look back at him confused.
"What?" You deadpan.
"You seem like the kind of person that hides their actual rage, besides you blatant sarcasm. If you yell, it'd be quite entertaining, don't you think Levi?" Rivaille asks, as Levi nods
Sebastian x Child! Reader: Her Butler, Proud
Sebastian x Child! Reader
Her Butler, Proud
It was nearing twilight as the last fractals of light disappeared into the nighttime clouds of a periwinkle sky. Carriages clattered noisily through the streets of London chauffeuring the elite of society to the nearest theaters and other forms of entertainment.
From the depths of the large city a single stately house sat in mild splendor, with warm light wafting through large clear-cut windows. From within the home, a couple finished dressing to the nines and made their way down to the entryway where their Butler awaited to help them into their coats.
The Master of the house- a nearly twenty-five year old Ciel Phantomhive- regally shrugged into his overcoat, before holding out his arm to his wife. With an intelligent light blue eye the man gazed at her, before once more returning his attention to the statuesque figure dressed in black.
“We’ll return after the oper
Hitman - Assassin!Levi x Reader
“Levi, we’ve received some new information.”
The renowned assassin waited obediently for his orders that were to come. After all, an assassin was nothing more than a tool, and no one wanted a tool that talked freely. If he overstepped his boundaries he was certain another of his kind would be sent to wipe him out – or several, if they were smart.
He looked toward the shadowed figure folding his arms over the desk. “There’s a woman currently hiding out in Japan. [First] [Last] her name is. We’ve gotten word that she’s… got her hands on some government level intelligence.” He interlaced his meaty fingers together and leaned into them. “I need you to take her out, remove the information wherever she’s stored it.”
Levi stared blankly at the pudgy man before him. “How do you know she’s got information?”
“Ah, she told us. Directly. She thought she was being smart, but we managed to track her
Bucky x Reader Don't Play
“Ohhh how long has it been since we’ve been to the beach??” (Name) cried, stretching her tired limbs with every emphasis. Finally, they were all at the beach. The most magical, relaxing and vacation perfect place they could think of, and it was all thanks to (Name).
Clad in only a bikini and a long shirt as a cover-up, (Name) had then convinced Fury to give all the Avengers a decent vacation. And Bucky Barnes had been included because 1) She had a massive crush on the man and 2) Because she knew he needed the break more than anyone else.
Since joining SHIELD, he’d had it rough. All the other agents and personnel were wary of him thanks to his past as the Winter Soldier, which basically meant no one really trusted or liked him aside from Steve and (Name), and the Avengers more or less since she’d convinced them that he was a decent guy, for the most part.
And here they all were, ready to kick back at the beach in
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Catch Me If You Can
You were at your room, completely feeling bored since everyone's busy. That's when you thought that they'll play with you by force if you do so. So you entered their rooms and took their t-shirt that has their flag pattern on them.
Oliver looked at you you, only to see you wearing his Britain flag patterned t-shirt.
"Oh no, poppet! I'm still wearing that!" Oliver said as he walks towards you but you quickly ran away.
"Catch me if you can!"
Your father chased you around the house for no more than two and a half hours but you really had fun. Oliver took a break from the chase and you did your victory dance.
Allen turned away from the t.v, only to see you wearing his American flag patterned t-shirt.
"I was looking all over for that! Thank for finding it doll." Right before Allen could even come near you, you ran away.
"Catch me if you can!"
The chase lasted for a minute, having Allen tripped over which game him a nosebleed.
First Glance - Levi x Reader
You sat on the grassy field beneath, your face turned ahead but your eyes not really looking at anything in particular. You felt the presence of a man beside you – the same man you had given your heart to.
Levi – it was a beautiful name. You loved how it sounded, whether it rolled off your tongue or his. It was simple, not a tongue twister like many other names you’d heard, no. Levi was short and sweet – just like the man who the name belonged to, you assumed.
You smiled a little to yourself. Knowing he was there made you feel safe, even a little flustered. But there had been something you always wanted to know about him – something you’d never figured out, something that had been hounding your mind for years.
He spoke up; breaking the silent air between you two. His voice filled your ears. “Hey, [First], are you feeling okay? You’re looking a little flushed.”
Your smile grew wider. You loved how protective he was of you. He w
Levi x Reader - All That Jazz - [AU]
All That Jazz
Levi x Reader [AU]
Ah, Friday night. You're hectic week at work was finally coming to a close, and you had tonight to yourself. Some of your friends would go to the club, others would stay home and watch tv, but you had better plans. You were going to go to your favorite coffee shop tonight and watch the Friday night entertainment. By entertainment, you meant the incredibly hot jazz guitarist that plays there every Friday night, Levi.
Levi wasn't like the other musicians that played at your coffee shop. Nothing he played was ever planned or repetitive, that's just the way jazz was. Improvisation. It was free, creative, and one of your favorite things to listen to. Sometimes he would get a little daring and play some blues or jazz fusion as well, which was even crazier. You would watch him play his beautiful music, drink coffee or tea, give him a generous tip, and once he was done at 11:00 you would head home. Lately though, more and more girls had started
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
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