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Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Coney Islandlol sew radnum
That's what WE thought, too, when we laid eyes on it.
Then it attacked the tour boat.
Its tusks made a hideous grinding noise against the vessel, one I'll never forget, as it caused me to grate my teeth to the point where I'd need at least two of them pulled after this whole ordeal. The ship's fair Captain, not quick enough with the harpoon, was the first to perish. A sad tale, but his loyal crew, save for one gangly man with a scruffy hound, had made a valiant effort to uphold their duties to ensure all the passengers escaped safely and orderly.
It was for this reason that they, too, all perished.
The beast's foul beak tore through the ship like it was a mere letter to be opened... nay, it was like a jack hammer, viciously chiseling away at the lives and memories of loved ones, and mercilessly leaving no trace of them but the stench of carrion strewn far and wide.
Through some incomprehensible miracle (or mere fate, if you can even fairly attribiute it to just that) the
OWL TOWERPaul says:
Not like my OWLD tower
OWLS ARE COOL
HOW DOES THAT WORK AS A COMPUTER
YOU'D BETTER RECOGNISE
OH MY GOD THE POSSIBILITIES
IT DOES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU
IT CAN FLY YOU TO WORK
IT CAN COOK FOR YOUR WIFE
IT SLICES, IT DICES, AND DOUBLES AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
IT ALSO PRINTS MONEY
PRINT BIRD SEED
ALSO I MISREAD THAT YOU WROTE EARLIER
IT CAN COOK YOUR WIFE
WHICH IS BADASS
Yeah, you COOK that wife, OWL TOWER
bitch dat's an awesome tower
BETTER THAN WINDOWS, COOLER THAN MAC, AND MORE PRACTICAL THAN LINUX
IT PLAYS ALL THE GAMES IN THE UNIVERSE. AND IT COMES WITH TOP-LOADING TECHNOLOGY
@#$% YES YOU ARE THE
LOBSTER CLAW TEXTVENTUREPaul says:
B-But I don't wanna D:
Then take this lobster claw
*your score has gone up by 3 points*
*Also, you now have a lobster claw*
DID I WIN?
NOT YET SPACE COWBOY
..how about NOW?
YOU HAVE AT LEAST 127 MORE POINTS TO GO
BUT! You now have a lobster claw
You are also trapped in a safe with Bowl Guy.
Bowl Guy poofed out
I hate that guy anyways.
Yeah, you know one time he ruined a barbecue at our house
He replaced the salad bowl with a ceramic bowl
And the paint was cheap
so half the guests got poisoned
We had to take them all to a Pokemon Center
Half of them didn't make it out al
Kobold and Elf
"I say LET those humans come," snarled the kobold. "I'll gladly embrace their genocide."
"Such a bold statement from a stupid creature!" called a sing-song voice. Then, out of nowhere, an elf appeared, floating in front of Kaa'rig. "And a bold statement wasted on one's self, no less!"
"Remind me how I befriended thee," retorted Kaa'rig, "so that I might etch it on thy tomb the day I slit thy throat whilst thou'rt asleep."
"You're rather cynical today," Fearghas smirked as he remembered he was, in fact, talking to a curr; he quickly corrected himself, "friend."
"And thou'rt rather short and floaty... for an elf... always."
"Depends on whom you ask."
Kaa'rig's face grew serious. "What'dst thou gather?"
"Things don't look so good for us," Fearghas shook his head, "or in particular, you, since the art of escape is like second nature to me. To get you out alive, some blood would have to be shed."
Kaa'rig licked his scaly muzzle at the prospect of bloodshed.
"Humans aren't stupid, you
Long, Listless DreamLong, listless dream
How I want this to be forever
If I am forgotten, let it be
I don't want to trouble the world
A new identity is all I want
To start over, fresh, anew
If that isn't possible, fine
Let me live in my dream world
You say it is an illusion; I say it's all I know.
You say life isn't so bad; I say all I cause is misery.
You say give life a chance; I ask where I should begin.
You say be not afraid, but all I know is fear.
If I can't move on,
How I want this to be forever
To start over, fresh, anew
How can I possibly share my world?
Best RPG Cast EVERSo basically, you're this one kid. Or teenager, it's all good. Late teens to early 20's is pushing it, though. You're the main character, you're a boy, and you can't change your gender because it's not relevant to the plot. DEAL WITH IT.
Okay, so... the next member in your party is either a male childhood friend of yours who's already in your party, or some sort of amnesiastic girl with healing powers you meet not much later in the game.
*The best friend is either a showoff, a fun-loving guy, or the straight man, depending on the personality you got from answering all those stupid questions when you started the game. And he's an archer. Because archers are cool, apparently.
*Miss Lackamemory is pretty. Really pretty. Probably has blue hair and/or is aligned with the Water element. She's very shy, but she'll open up to kind people.
So, after your home village dies (You heard me right-- it didn't get destroyed; the buildings, land, and crops all DIED) the next person you'll meet is in Sh
Moppen-Robo Kentoushi ThemeMoppen-Robo Kentoushi
(Roughly, "Once Again-Robo Gladiator," possibly incorrect... and this is the "translation" of supposed Japanese lyrics, with literal English words in all-caps)
Once again, the world is in peril
Where is a hero in this time of need?
Lying dormant, he awakens
Towering high above his foes!
RADIANT PUNCH! Dispelling shadows!
CLEANSING GLAIVE! Banishing evil!
A guardian whose power knows no bounds!
Lend him your strength! He shall not faulter!
Peace will be restored with him by our side!
Believe in him! He fights for us!
Even the most wicked fall to their knees at the hands of...
Thunder (Levi x Reader) [AU]
The sound of booming thunder woke me up. I rubbed my eyes and glanced at the clock:
I groggily dragged myself out of bed, staggered towards the window, and looked outside. Lightning flashed, illuminating the clouds with an ominous dark yellow glow. Thunder quickly followed, the sound making me feel like the earth would split into two. The crackling thunder was deafening, and it scared me.
I've always hated thunderstorms. The sound of booming and crackling and the flashy thin bolts of lightning has always made me quiver in fear. I couldn't bear to sleep while hearing those sounds without burying myself in the blankets and blocking out little of the sound with my earphones, turning up the music as loud as it can go. Well, as loud as my ears can handle.
'Hmm, might as well stay up,' I thought aloud, walking to the bedroom door with a blanket covering most of my figure.
Movie Night (AvengersxReader)“Tony are you sure we should go the movies?” you asked cautiously. “I mean, you being a billionaire and all, we could have just watched something at your home theater.”
“Yeah but it’s not the same,” he huffed, buying the tickets for everybody.
Tonight was movie night with all the Avengers including Loki. Usually all of you just watch a random movie picked out from Stark’s huge movie library and just pop it in the DVD player, kicking back at the large couch. However tonight Tony insisted that everyone get off their lazy asses and head to a movie theater. Why? The man just liked to be unpredictable, you assumed.
Currently, everyone was on edge. Natasha seemed to be relaxed but you just knew that she was just waiting for Tony or someone else to do something stupid, thus ending the night as a disaster. Bruce was trying to keep to himself mostly by ignoring any fans that whispered about him when they passed by. He tried not to stand out. You k
Country!EnglandxHuman!Reader: Forever and Always
"Okay, I spy with my little eye... Something red," you said, your eyes darting around the quiet street as you and Arthur walked along, hand in hand, having just gone out to dinner at your favorite restaurant. The moonlight cast an almost magical glow all around you.
"Is it... That large bouquet of roses in the flower shop over there?" Arthur guessed, pointing to said floral arrangement. You giggled.
"Yep!" you exclaimed, nodding.
"I knew it! And it's my turn now! Let's see here... I spy with my little eye... Something that is absolutely beautiful in every sense of the word," Arthur whispered, smiling and staring right at you. You blushed bright pink, knowing he was talking about you, but you decided to play dumb.
"Is it... The moon?" you asked. Arthur shook his head.
"Nope. Try again," he cooed.
It was late and the nightclub you had entered was jam-packed. Everywhere you looked there were people dancing to the explosive beat that pulsed from the large speakers, and drunken souls making fools of themselves. Normally, you weren't comfortable in places such as this, but tonight you had made an exception. Because tonight you had every reason to party.
From your place at the bar you could see everything that the club had to offer. From its flashing lights, to its excellent sound-system and wide variety of beverages, it was pure heaven. Well, to any hardcore clubber at least.
You sighed gently as you took another sip from your glass of water, and moved to ask the bartender for another when someone exhaled loudly right next to you. You already knew who it was before you turned to look, but it was a sad fact that you couldn't blow off your companion forever. No matter how tempting the idea might be.
Darcy Lewis stood in all
Steve x Child! Reader Little Nightmares
Steve x Child! Reader Little Nightmares
Everything was black.
(Name) cried out in terror, petrified of her surroundings. Or lack thereof.
Everything was cold and dark and empty. Not a single person was with her. Not even her--
“DADDY!!” She gasped, running around the void as panic began to settle into her soul.
“Daddy, where are you?!” (Name) screamed, tears running down her cheeks. Sobs escaped her mouth, and she dropped, laying on the blackness in utter defeat.
“D-Daddy…please…” She whimpered, the void opening up beneath her.
And then she was falling.
(Name) awoke with a sharp gasp, fresh, hot tears racing from her eyes as she shook. Her whole body heaved as she attempted to breathe properly, images from her nightmare still etched into her mind.
“D-Daddy…” She whispered, and with stifled sobs she worked her way out of bed to the thankfully solid floor. If anyone could make her feel better, it was her Dadd
Mute!Romano x Blind!Reader - Love Communication“Love doesn't mean anything if you're not willing to make a commitment, and you have to think not only about what you want, but about what he wants. Not just now, but in the future.”
~ Nicholas Sparks, Safe Haven
“Lovino!” (Name) called and flailed her arms. She bumped into a sharp edge, and screamed out in pain. “Lovino! Where are you!?” She reached her hands out and heard footsteps in the distance. Suddenly, her back was pressed against a warm chest. She felt muscular hands snake underneath her arms. Lovino’s warm hand grabs her left hand and gently wrote on her palm with his finger.
‘I - a-m - r-i-g-h-t - h-e-r-e.’
She let out a sigh and collapsed in Lovino’s arms. (Name) always gets panic attacks when Lovino isn’t holding her hand. Why would Lovino be around a girl who can’t even see? Why would she need him out of all people? Lovino and (Name) are at all different. They both have a fault in t
Dancing With Whisky (JackSparrowxReader) One-Shot
It was unbearably hot on the Black Pearl. The sun’s rays made your skin fry like a fish on a skillet. Mmmm you could actually go for some fish right now. As you leaned against the railing of the ship, you closed your eyes and figured that you might as well get a tan while you were out here. The ship swayed gently from side to side as it kept on moving throughout the ocean. Thankfully the sea was calm in the afternoon and you didn’t have to worry about a wave bringing the entire ship and its crew down.
Even though you had been a pirate for almost your entire life, you were still a little nervous around the sea. The water was unpredictable. It could be purifying and be used for all sorts of remedies that witches had but it could also destroy and take out thousands of ships without a single breath. You had learned that the hard way when you watched from a castaway boat your parents fighting for their lives during a terrible storm.
The water giveth, and the water taketh.
Feel the Beat (Dave x Deaf!Reader)
Dave hadn't seen his best friend, well besides Egderp, (Y/N) in so long he'd forgotten how beautiful she was. The last time he could actually remember her was on the playground in pre-school. The little pigtailed girl who always seemed to be carrying a box of chocolate-coated animal crackers; it wasn't what he was expecting to see after 15 years but this definitely wasn't what he thought about either.
Her figure had filled in some, her figure was an average figure that women commonly had. Her hair was (length), (style) with a few blue highlights added into it. A smile was plastered on her face as she stood in his doorway but it was clear she was as shocked as Dave.
"Dave, oh my gosh!" Her voice still had that weird, deep ring to it. No judgement, he thought it was kinda interesting. It was like that back in pre-school too and maybe she just never grew out of it.
"It's been a while, yeah. Do you wanna come in?" He cocked his head, remaining cool but behind the shades he was
Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)_______________ woke up that morning. She looked to the right and saw that Lutz wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she freshened up and went downstairs. The whole house was still. Too still…she sighed and went into the kitchen. There she was greeted to the most chaotic sight she’s seen this year…her whole kitchen was covered in smoke and flour. Tom was on the ground with a bowl of batter on his head. Franz and Gilbert were fighting something that oozing from the oven.
“It’s still growing!” cried Franz pounding it with a rolling pin.
“Keep beating it!” Gilbert was hitting it with a frying pan. Lutz was juggling eggs while trying to put them in the pan while and trying to avoid Tom, who managed to get up, grabbed some oven mitts and brought the pan to his Vati. Germania was in the corner looking on and then placed his head in his hands and sighed.
“What’s going on in here?!” they stopped and looked up.
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
Hath No FearGiving yourself completely up to fear is kinda like falling in love: You can't pin point exactly when it started and by the time you realize that you are surrounded by that sensation it's already game over. Just like the image of the person you are in love with starts creeping out from every unexpected corner, fear never leaves your side when you give it a welcome stay. After a restless sleep, it starts beating anxiously in your heart the moment you wake up in the morning and commands all your thoughts and actions throughout the day. It is nothing short of a prison, except you are the only inmate and the warden never takes a break. Ever.
I do not exactly remember when I let fear occupy my being but I remember the exact moment when I realized I was ruled by it. It was late in the afternoon, everybody was out there 'getting busy living' and I had locked myself inside my bed half awake, not particularly finding any valid reason to get out of it. Then I was awakened from a nightmare by my
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