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Five Man Band A.N.A. in: SAFE-ty WORST!Narrator: In 22X7, Galactic war broke out, and Earth was caught off guard. Several Earthlings rose to fend off the invaders, but between civil war and lack of countermeasures, they were quelled, and Earth was imprisoned. Three years later, remnants of the once-numerous Anti-Turmoil Negotiators of Assault (A.N.A.) emerge. Only five members remain. They are the elite of the elite. And they're exactly what Earth needs.
[First person view of Green Leader waking up in a dark grey-green, metallic room. Cut to third-person, Green Leader rubbing his head and cussing under his breath. He then pulls a pack of cigarettes from inside his suit, lights a cigarette, and begins smoking. Staggering, he walks up to an unconscious Blue Ninja and kicks him in the stomach.]
Blue Ninja: OW! Geez!
Green Leader: [clenched teeth] I don't know where we are or how we got here, but I'm holding YOU responsible!
Blue Ninja: [rubs his stomach, getting up] Who, ME? [shrug, shaking head] I didn't do anything!
Triple Hero vs. Yuletide CatLegend speaks of a hero green
The likes of which none've ever seen
Who trounced the dreaded Yuletide Cat,
A foe as fierce as he was fat
Tattered clothes, the cat did spy
An orphan village's end was nigh
He donned the robes of Santa Claus
And stormed the town without a pause
His guise fooled none, but it was too late
He scarfed down every dinner plate
The children cried, were quickly snatched
For the fat cat's plan had yet to hatch
Meanwhile, wandering in the cold
Was Triple Hero, brave and bold
He came upon the village humble
At his feet, two children fumbled
"Who's this weirdo?" said the taller.
"I don't know," replied the smaller.
"Is he an elf from outer space?"
The green man flashed a grin on his face.
"HA-hahahaaa! You're half-right, lad!
I fight for justice, it must be had!"
At that, the kids let out a yelp,
"It's Triple Hero! Please, sir, come help!"
The boy and girl explained to him
The situation that was most grim
'Twas chance that spared them; in spite of the attack,
Utack and Swampy in: The Fangirls of Doom101: Guys! Where're Utack & Swampy?!
[Linnone, Aggron, and Zeppo are playing cards, while Fang is asleep. Zeppo turns to 101]
Zeppo: They're asleep upstairs. [raising an eyebrow] Why so frantic?
101: Oh, no reason.... except that FAN GIRLS ARE HEADING FOR THE HOUSE!!
Zeppo: [shocked] What?!
[Fang snaps awake with a snort and a growl]
Linnone: [chuckling] They still have those? [reaching to swipe one of Zeppo's cards, stopped by Aggron's glare. Linnone grins sheepishly.]
Aggron: [to 101] So how many are there?
101: I couldn't tell, b-but they're coming like a Tauros stampede! I'd say this situation is Class S!
The Rest: CLASS S?!!
Aggron: SOUND THE ALARM!!
[Utack is asleep in his bed, snoring loudly, while Swampy is asleep at the foot of it, siesta-style. An old PokeWatch starts to crackle and beep]
Glitch: BAAP! BAAP! BAAP! FAN GIRLS COMING, GLITCH-GLITCH! SITUATION CLASS S!
Utack: Jus' five more murngh... *snore*
[Glitch hops out of the PokeWatch and gives Utack a light jolt, which ca
This Should Be an 80's CartoonSinging:
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Litigation warriors, spirits inside!
PSYCHIC DINOSAUR LAWYER SWORDSMEN
Blades at hand, they're ready to ride!
Deep in the deepest, darkest jungles of the distant past,
Four mighty dinosaurs were saved from extinction
By the all-knowing and righteous Wizard of Light, Esperon
Given new forms to combat the Shadow Chaos of the Super Future, they are...
REX BLADE, the Tyrannosaurus, whose blade was forged in the Flames of Folsolro-- THE FIRE SWORD!!
ZEKE CERO, the Triceratops, entrusted with the Cleaving Claymore of Terracherth-- THE EARTH SWORD!!
GUST RIPP, the Pterodactyl, his weapon the embodiment of the Divine Winds of Severstrom-- THE WIND SWORD!!
and SLAM HYDRO, The ROCKIN' Plesiosaur, wielder of the Wicked Waves of Aquattri-- THE WATER SWORD!!
Together they fight Dark Barrister and his legions of CHAOS...
To undo the Super Future that corrupts the past!!
[back to singing, repeating the previous bit]
Steven Stone Finds a MagatamaOne day Steven Stone dug up all of the stones and fossils in Granite Cave so he decided to start digging in Mt. Pyre because he was bored and filthy rich. Then he dug up a small, green, comma-shaped stone.
Groovy! thought Steven, and put it in his pocket.
When he got home he was incredibly bored so he tried finding a use for the comma stone so he grabbed his pet Mawile and slammed the stone repeatedly in its face thinking it might evolve into Miwhile or something useful but nothing happened and Mawile was sad so he bought it an ice cream truck as an apology because he is rich and they both had ice cream FOR HOURS.
...Well, it SEEMED like hours! Anyway, Steven was bored again so he decided to take Mawile to the freak show, which just so happened to be in Hoenn this year. They arrived but then Steven took a look at the giant welcoming banner and it read "Battle Frontier" and Steven thought this was odd so he used his barrels of cash to pay someone to change it to "Freak Show Carni
SRW OG Pairings from HellSUPER ROBOT TAISEN PAIRINGS FROM HELL
PAIRING No. 1
Sanger: Blah blah blah Tetrads blah blah DyGenGuard blah
Mai: *gasp* Did he just say "DySanger"?
Sanger: [turning to Mai] No. [swoops Mai in his arms, smiling gently] But I'll be whatever you want me to be.
[Mai blushes profusely, and cherry blossoms blow everywhere from out of nowhere. Meanwhile, Aya vomits profusely, and Ratsel dies a little inside.]
PAIRING No. 2
Katina: I don't like your face! SCRAM! [fires Split Missiles or something]
Vigagi: I don't like your face, either. And I'm NOT scramming.
[Katina gasps, blushing profusely]
Vigagi: I guess I'll use the Iron Claws!
[Vigagi tears apart the red Gespenst, gently holding Katina in one of Galgau's arms]
Vigagi: I see now... Perhaps Earthlings aren't as cancerous as I thought. Yet... what is this feeling?
Katina: *smirk* It's the cancer of love.
Vigagi: [opening the Galgau's cockpit] I see. If I am infected, then I can no longer return to Master Wendolo. I shall
Warlockia Pt.1 ver. All AgesWarlockia hopped into his mech and started Grin Loggin'.
"KATO KATO KATO KATO KATO!!!" he screamed, because it is fun to mispronounce Spanish for "cat" when cutting down trees.
Just then, Ranger Ciel came in with her handcuffs and pickanick basket full of curry.
"Mizz-yeur," she cried ( because she is French and cannot pronounce the word "Mister" ) "You should, how you say, stop cutting le trees, s'il vous plait."
Warlockia BLAH!'d in defiance because he is a vampire. Taking out his Dracula Trophy, he leapt from his mech, pressed the button, and activated the dummy plug. It could Grin Log all it wanted while he fought with Ranger Ciel.
But Ranger Ciel did not want to fight Warlockia. She came to warn him of the Evil Spirit of the Trees that would appear if he continued to cut trees and her job as a forest ranger was a front to do just that.
But she was too late
All the remains of the lobbed-down trees combined into a giant wooden Arcueid. And she killed Warlockia. There was nothing Cie
PONIES IN CANADAAfter the events of that one episode, the country of Cat (formerly Catdog, formerly Canada before that) is in turmoil. Without out a leader, there is only chaos. It is 22x4 A.D. Diplomats from Equestria are sent to investigate... and find a solution..."
"Ah thought they were gonna change their name to Canajack!" AJ was rightly confused. Not only through this whole ordeal, but why some guy with a stitch mouth came up to her with rope, then moped away dejectedly. Plus, she was totally sure Cat liked her enough, after all that work she did.
"Um, lame?" retorted Rainbow Dash. "Besides, everyone saw ME doing all those stunts at that one event where they hit that black disc around!"
AJ stomped her hoof in agitation. "You don't care a dang lick about the well-being o'these folk! They've been in turmoil for centuries, an'--"
"RAINBOW DASH cannot be bothered with such details."
and then history repeated itself, and the country of Cat changed its name to Rainbow Das
Lupin Freeman and Lucy"LUCY, AH'M HOME!" screamed Lupin Freeman as he rode into his hover garage on his ripsaw-wheeled gravity motorcyclegun. Lucille Arnez-Bond-Freeman was happy to see her third husband arrive home safely, unlike all the others.
"SAY HELLO TO MY YIDDLE FREND!" said Lupin Freeman in a funny voice, pointing to the baby strapped to his back while making a pop culture reference that transcended time and space. The baby was Lil' Richie Freeman.
And Lil' Richie got shot.
"HAHAHAHA! Not in THIS dimension, Lupin!" grinned Cyber Zenigata as he ejected the cyber cartridge from Sparky the Cyborg Headcrab.
"Y'know, Zenigata, you're a real dick," sneered Lupin Freeman.
"Why, thank you," grinned Cyber Zenigata, rubbing the back of his neck in modesty.
"No, dumbass, I mean you're a horrible cyborg being to shoot a baby just because it's mine."
"Oh. Uh.... it was in the name of science."
"Oh, okay then." And Lucille broke into tears.
Levi x Reader |To Make A Man Jealous|You let out an irritated noise, as you watched your boyfriend, Levi, who had a more irked expression than you. You were currently curled up on his couch, your bottom lip stuck out in a pout, not enjoying the fact you weren't getting the attention you craved from him. Levi made no effort to say anything, as he continued hurriedly writing with his quill.
You let out a sigh. Then another, and another. Levi's feline gaze went from his paperwork to you, his eyebrows furrowed together in annoyance.
"(Name), if you're just going to sigh like an idiot, I'd recommend to kindly move off your ass and do something productive." Levi half heartedly grumbled to you, and you took note of his thinning patience.
"Whatever," You replied, doing just that, as you got off his small office couch and went to the door. But before you could open it, you cautiously turned around. Levi's eyes were back on his paperwork, his face just as expressionless as always. An idea popped into your mind, as you slowly stroll
England x Reader - Drunken Confession
If there was one thing you hated the most, it had to be people attempting to contact you when you were trying so desperately to sleep.
What time was it again? Gaze flickering to your nightstand where a digital clock rested, you exhaled a sigh once your eyes skimmed over the bright numbers.
You should be asleep by now, but no – instead, whoever controlled your fate decided to pull a jerk move and force you awake due to your phone going off.
At first, your phone only went off once, signaling that you’d received one text. Normally you ignored things like that, dismissing it as something you could reply to in the morning – however, one text turned into two, and before you knew it, your phone went off at least ten times within the time span of five minutes.
Someone was obviously needing to contact you, and with a groan,
Levi x Reader - The Notebook - [AU]
“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me,
this has always been enough.”
"Mrs. (First)," the kind nurse called to you. "Mr. A is here! He's coming to read to you again."
Your eyes looked out at the large lake outside this place, feeling connected and compelled to go down there. The outside world was so lovely, it's a shame you were caged up like this. An old, frail hand rested against the window, eyes glazed with melancholy. You couldn't help but think you were forgetting something, but you simply dismissed this, knowing it'd return to you in time.
As you turned around, you saw an older man with dark gray hair enter your room, a notebook in hand. For an older man though, he still was damn good looking. Hell, he was just good
Designer!Levi x Model!Reader - Mannequin - [AU]
You were about to break down right them and there. The sassy gay assistant had made a comment about your unusual ass shape, needles were poking into your skin, and if this douchebag didn't stop being rude to you, you were going to scream. You thought being the prototype model for world renounced fashion designer Levi Ackerman would be an amazing, extravagant experience. Boy were you far off the mark. You began to shake your body in anger and fear, only to be stopped by another needle piercing your flesh.
"Ouch!! Could you please stop-"
"Shut the fuck up princess, I can't sew it into place if I don't use needles."
The well dressed ebony haired man continued to ignore your complains, layering fabric on top of the original prototype dress he had you slip on. Staying still like this really was a chore, at least when you did runway or photo shoots you got to move around. You were truly on your last nerve, and what assistant Jean Kirst
Levi x Reader - What Love Really Means
Levi found you, you where a whimpering 8 year old, about to die from starvation and blood loss. Levi was never one to really help strangers out, but his heart broke when he saw that little girl, shaking in fear for her life. Some store owners had stabbed you when you attempted to steal some food, causing your condition to even worsen. With a heavy sigh, the 24-year-old man patched you up with some spare rags, trying desperately to stop the bleeding. You still couldn't stop crying, despite the help you were receiving from the stranger.
"Oi, why are you still crying block head?"
The alley way was dark and dirty, and you were positive you were bleeding all over yesterday's rotten trash. The stench of filth and death invaded both sets of nostrils, making both of you a bit nauseous.
"I-I'm gonna die," you sobbed, tears running down your face.
"Tch, you're not gonna die idiot. Not while I'm around."
You choked on your cries
Thug!Levi x Reader - Karma - [AU]
If you do bad things, bad things happen to you. That's what we've all been told since we were just kids, right? If you treat someone badly, they'll treat you badly, or if you steal, you'll be stolen from. Levi figured all of his karma would catch up to him one day, he just didn't know when. He was a man of all sorts of vices, and lived like this because it was the only life he knew. Murder, drugs, theft, assault; this was the life he lived. He figured the time would come eventually when someone would find himself face down with pool pooled all around his body. You don't get far being a thug without making quite a few enemies after all.
Karma, doesn't always seem to happen in this world however.
When he first saw you, he didn't exactly know what he felt. There was physical attraction, enough to make him aroused in public actually, but there was something deeper hidden within him, ready to germ
Obsidian (Demon!Levi x Reader) [Demon!AU]
He was at the mere age of 11 when he first met you.
Children born from demons were rare, and were often celebrated by holding a great feast. He didn't like being the center of attention when he enters a room, gazes riveting to him, mutters heard. It irritated him so.
The demon known as Levi was a silent one, with obsidian locks obscuring those steel eyes of his, and with fur the color of an exquisite silver, soft to the touch. Levi was also quite an irascible and reclusive child, but tended to hide away his feelings and kept his mouth shut.
His head aches as he massages into his scalp, digits feeling the bumps upon his head; he was growing horns. Levi wasn't sure whether he'll grow wings, but if he did, he'd escape this place, never to be seen again.
Levi's mother had let him outside to play with the other children, but he simply observed from afar, knees held close to his chest. They ran, playing an exuberant game o
Levi x Reader - Clumsy
When your eyes met, it felt like glaciers piercing your pupils, and you certainly felt a rush of adrenaline. This man, Captain Levi Ackerman, was possibly the most handsome man you'd ever seen in your 18 years here on earth. Although short in stature, he held himself in a tall, confident manner. With being so gravitated towards him though, there were some drawbacks. The main one being your clumsy ass could hardly put one foot in front of the other in his presance.
A few months after joining the Survey Corps, you noticed your favorite man walking outside in the opposite direction. Now seemed like a perfect time to make a certain captain's head turn. You tried to walk past Levi in a sexy, mysterious manor, but you ended up tripping over your own two feet, face flat on the ground.
"Dammit!" you cried out, spitting out the dirt that accumulated in your mouth.
Levi, detesting filth, was revolted by this s
Yandere!Levi x Reader - Pillow
Yandere!Levi x Reader
Warning: This is some fucked up shit man. Creepy and disturbing scenes are in this story. Read at your own risk.
Boots nearly dragged on the cold stone ground as the day had come to a close, and what a day it was. Cadets were whining and slacking on chores, Hanji wouldn't shut her mouth, Erwin was on his ass about paperwork, and Petra kept trying to make unwanted advances on him. He was at his limits, and all he wished to do was retire to his bed and find comfort. Paperwork had consumed his attention into the late hours of the night, silent scribbles and breathing the only sounds throughout the building. Things just weren't the same anymore, he didn't know if there would ever be such thing as a normal. No, normal was long gone, never to come back again. But, he did have the second best thing.
A strong grip was placed on a frigid door knob, only adding to the aggravation of the situation. Not that Levi particularly enjoyed scorch
EVERY MIKU SONG EVERHI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A HOTPLATE WITH RAMEN
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CHILLAX WITH MY PIGTAILS GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU SCAT MAN CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU RAN RAN RUUUUU
I TRAVEL THE GALAXY SINGING MIKU ALL THE TIME
BECAUSE MIKU IS AN AWESOME WORD I'VE NO REASON TO RHYME
MY LEEKS WILL BRING YOU HAPPINESS WHEN YOU ARE ALL ALONE
HI MY NAME IS MIKU
LET ME SAY MIKU LIKE I HAVE TOURETTESS
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND A SUSHI TV DINNER
MIKUMIKUMIKU I TRAVEL WITH MY MALLARD GAILY
MIKUMIKUMIKU I RIDE THE WIND LIKE MAGIC
MIKUMIKUMIKUMIKU I LOVE YOUUUUU
DO NOT FORGET MY LAST NAME IS HATSUNE
DON'T YOU THINK IT IS A CUTE ONE TO GO WITH AWESOME MIKU?
I GOT THE HIGH SCORE SINGING AT MY FRIEND'S WEDDING
I HOPE SHE'S NOT TOO SORE ABOUT IT
HATSUNE MIKU HATSUNE MIKU
HATSUNE MIKU HAS WONDERFUL TOURETTES
MIKUMIKUMIKU AND THE HATSUNE FRIDAY SPECIAL
MIKUMIKUMIKU EVERYONE LAUGHS GAILY WHEN I SAY, "GAILY"
MIKUMIKUMIKU I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHY
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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