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DP SPOILERS AND I MEAN IT by SuperMarthAndRoy64DS DP SPOILERS AND I MEAN IT by SuperMarthAndRoy64DS
**AND WHEN I SAY SPOILERS I MEAN SPOILERS SO AREN'T I NICE**


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Look. Everyone in Diamond and Pearl is messed up. I'll start with Cynthia. Why do you think she's playing all stupid? Is it because she's champion and wants you to treat her normal? That's only part of it. She really likes little boys. She wants only the BEST boy so she can lure him to her lair and..... ew. I've been on the Internet too long. But COME ON!! What did she do, really, in this game? She didn't fight Team Galactic (And they have TONS of problems, which I will address later on) and she didn't... well, really. All she did was give you the Cut HM. And something else I don't remember.

..What kind of champion is THAT?!!?

Break it down: Blue was the rival of the strongest Pokemon trainer in the world, and was at one point known as such. Lance helped defeat Team Rocket. Steven Stone, the Ru/Sa/Em hero boy, and WALLACE of all people, all worked together to protect Hoenn from extreme ecoterrorism. Tell me what Cynthia did. Just TRY.

Oh and please please please DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING ABOUT HER TEAM FOR ME. I only know as much as that she's champion. I want to be surprised.
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:icontyrannosaurusrexus:
Tyrannosaurusrexus Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2010
So every champion has to save the world? fail art with fail purpose.
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maniacm1990 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2009
oh Cynthia the world already knows of your bisexual pedophillia, why the FBI just got notified.
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:iconsupermarthandroy64ds:
You mean they weren't notified sooner?
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:iconmaniacm1990:
maniacm1990 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
aparently not.
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:iconultimotheechidna:
ultimotheechidna Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2008   Digital Artist
Cynthia and Lucas... what a weird shipping that would be...
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:iconsupermarthandroy64ds:
Especially if this comic was worked into the plot somehow. D:
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:iconultimotheechidna:
ultimotheechidna Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2008   Digital Artist
Pokemon: Pedo Champion Version. Oh Noes!
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:iconhotphantom:
Hotphantom Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2007
XDD genius! but really, y cant i b that guy?
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:iconsupermarthandroy64ds:
SuperMarthAndRoy64DS Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2007
Unless you want to be him for the free HM, I'm pretty sure Cynthia has even more problems than just liking little boys. I'd watch out if I were you. o.o
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:iconhotphantom:
Hotphantom Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2007
hmm? what could b the other worse problems?
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:iconkohei-iwasa:
kohei-iwasa Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2007
However, I believe the professor was attracted to little girl too.

Therefor, it's a never ending cycle.
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:iconsupermarthandroy64ds:
Oh noes! D=
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:iconmuerterigurosa:
MuerteRigurosa Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like wallace too, because is something different. And i like Steven too.
Cynthia is one of my favourites with the previous characters I said.
Well, i didn´t know what you said, anyway, she can do something in the anime or manga (i wish xD)
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sanjay120 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2007
Hey, I like Wallace. It goes like Wallace and Steven >> Lance >> Cynthia.
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whatauniqename Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2007
Lol, Scary Cynthia
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:iconsupermarthandroy64ds:
SuperMarthAndRoy64DS Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2007
Yeah, I know. o.o
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GringoLee Featured By Owner May 7, 2007
Win.
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Armboy Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
I'm at the friggin 4th gym leader. Probrable because i'm to busy playing sonic ad the secret rings XD
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:iconarmboy:
Armboy Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
btw, All npc's suck. End of story
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Darklugia2414 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NOT STEVEN
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SuperMarthAndRoy64DS Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
So what you're saying is, everyone in the game except the Pokemon and the character you control sucks?
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:iconarmboy:
Armboy Featured By Owner May 5, 2007
that about sums it up
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Cheronium Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010
When I fought Silver in Azalea Town, his batbat Supersonic'd me all the time, and it didn't stop. Even when I was confused, he kept using Supersonic. Even when I used REST! He used Supersonic...You'd at least think Zubat had Leech Life.
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EliteFourLorelei Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2007
And now that I think about it, what did the other champions really do either? D: Gary/Blue/Whatever just acted like an arrogant jerk, Lance was just... a big cheating cheater, Steven, inspite of his infinite awesome and win-ness just led you to Sootopolis (LOLOLZ ima go2 sootopliz sity u shudnt follo mii cuz it be dangeruz but taik dis hm dyve newai cuz ima kewl d00d roflmao) and Wallace... well, no one likes Wallace. He just hung around outside the Cave of Origin all day. (sup G im teh protektur of teh caivs but no wai m i goin inside when i can get a 10yr old 2 do it LULZ!)

...alright, so Steven whipped Team Magma in Emerald, *BUT* you had to help him do it, and he wasn't Champion anymore D:
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XDDD *ahem* No, YOU didn't help him. HE helped YOU. At least, that's what I think the game was trying to convince you. But I didn't play Emerald. I'm just assuming the best for Steven.

Steven > (Lance or Gary?) > Cynthia > WALLACE. List order subject to change. I mean, Cynthia could have the kick-pwningest pogees for all I know. But she still has less of a backstory than um... Picnicker Cindy or whoever. And I'm sure Cindy has an AWESOME backstory.
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EliteFourLorelei Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2007
No, no, YOU helped HIM. :P When you get to the Mossdeep Space Centre he's being all "OMG teem magma wot u doing with da rokkit fool?!?!?!!" and of course, Maxie being the idiot that he is makes the grave error of telling Steven his plan (because everyone knows that once a villian tells the good guys his plan it's curtains for himself) and Steven's like "WOT U SAY??!?!?!! U heer dat May/Brendan/Timmy/Billy Cosby?!?! Help mii kik der behinds in2 next wiik!!!!"

...similar to how you help Lorelei in FR/LG, what this Team Rocket being all "stfu four eyes we can do what we want liolol" although she just gets PISSED. T_T Cause she's a badass.
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EliteFourLorelei Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2007
Cynthia is Steven version 2.0. With none of the hotness or awesomeness. D:
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